Haven’t updated in awhile. Lots of stuff going on. Had to move because my Cunt Cousin got us thrown out of our place. She is such a bitch. I don’t know how you can lie, steal and try to manipulate someone who took you into your their home after no one else wanted to. On top of that she threatened to kill me. Not ONCE but, TWICE. Needless to say, we had to move out of the area. The good part about it is I saw a bunch of my friends I haven’t seen in a couple of years.
Today I was watching tv and the new Weight Watchers commercial with Jennifer Hudson came on. You know the one where she is singing with her bigger self. That is the creepiest fucking commercial. Here’s why: 1. Now that she lost all that weight she has a BOBBLE HEAD. 2. Her fatter version looks Scary. 3. Both versions of her have DEAD EYES. They are trying to steal our SOULS. In conclusion, next time it comes on TURN THE CHANNEL!! SAVE YOURSELVES.

I just read that Lily Allen had her baby. It happened like a week ago but, I have been out of touch. She is one of my favorite artists. I’m happy that she finally had a healthy baby. She has gone through so much. “The Fear” is my go to album when I’m having a bad day or when I go on a long road trip.
So. Haven’t done this in a couple weeks. Picked up my cousin, Alicia, in Oak Harbor to come live with us. Eventually she and I are going to move out of my parents house. She has always been my favorite cousin. We have so much fun together.
So. Haven’t done this in a couple weeks. Picked up my cousin, Alicia, in Oak Harbor to come live with us. Eventually she and I are going to move out of my parents house. She has always been my favorite cousin. We have so much fun together.
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